YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD CAFFEINE DEPARTMENT
Good coffee.
Bad jokes.
Great company.
A cosy little corner for serious coffee and deeply unserious conversations. Come for the latte. Stay because you opened 37 tabs and forgot why.
☕ Handcrafted brews. Fresh bakes. Zero motivational quotes.

BREWED WITH
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AND A PLAN B
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THE DAILY EXPERIMENTOne more cup. For science.
✳ SPECIALTY COFFEE✳ FRESHLY BAKED✳ EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE DESSERTS✳ LOCALLY OVERTHOUGHT
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
Popular for a reason.
We checked. Repeatedly.
THE HOUSE FAVOURITEa little less existential
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The Overthinker Latte
RM 14Double espresso. Silky milk. A brief sense of having it together.
FLAKY, IN A GOOD WAY🥐commitment issues, butter layers
Butter Late Than Never
RM 10Golden, shatteringly crisp, and more reliable than your morning alarm.
A VERY GOOD DECISION🍰for your inner dessert scientist
Peer-Reviewed Cheesecake
RM 18Reviewed by the owner. Accepted with absolutely no revisions.
♨EST. IN REI’S IMAGINATION
NOT YOUR AVERAGE CAFÉ OWNER
He built a robot.
Then needed a coffee.
Meet Rei: IT graduate, software developer, research enthusiast, and the entirely fictional proprietor of this very real website. Apparently, making an 18-servo hexapod walk wasn’t enough of a side quest.
Read the origin story ↗YOUR NEXT LITTLE BREAK
Close a tab.
Open a conversation.
Find our little corner ↗Or hire the developer who made it. He also accepts sensible briefs.